16 Times Urban Dictionary Defined Words Better Than The Oxford Dictionary
If definitions spoke the truth, these Urban Dictionary entries are what they'd say.
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1. 'Yolo'
"Abbreviation for: 'you only live once' - The dumbass's excuse for something stupid that they did Also one of the most annoying abbreviations ever.... Guy 1: "Hey i heard u got that girl pregnant" Dumbass 1: " Ya man but hey YOLO" Picture: Urban Dictionary
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2. 'Student Loan'
"A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future. Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan! Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell? Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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3. 'Procrastinate'
"What you are doing right now. Get the f*ck going and finish your homework. You. You procrastinate. You are the example." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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4. 'LOL'
"It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations. Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a sh*t about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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5. 'Job'
"Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless sh*t that some other poor idiot in a job will buy." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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6. 'Alcohol'
"The cause of, and solution to all life's problems." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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7. 'Instagram'
"Something that won't fix your ugly face... Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram. Kid 2: Well you still look ugly..." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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8. 'Relationship'
"The Ability To Put Up With Someone Elses Bullsh*t, For a Long Period Of Time." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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9. 'Bae'
"Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc. Bae I love u so much Brian, my ba." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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10. 'OMG'
"Net-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Oh my God!" (generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust). Most commonly used by teenage girls who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans seem to be getting dumber from generation to generation." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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11. 'Sex'
"Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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12. 'Bra'
"Annoying barrier preventing entrance to a womans chest area...." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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13. 'Pineapples'
"What the f*ck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid f*ck?" Picture: Urban Dictionary
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14. 'Porn'
"peas and corn mixed together in a bowl" Picture: Urban Dictionary
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15. 'Bible'
"An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday." Picture: Urban Dictionary
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16. 'Urban Dictionary'
"A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little." Picture: Urban Dictionary
