Eminem, 'Monster' - Actual lyric: "'I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed" This image appears in the gallery:18 Of The Funniest Misheard Hip-Hop Song Lyrics 13. Eminem, 'Monster' - Actual lyric: "'I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed" Misheard lyric: "I'm friends with a monster, the son of my bed." 17 images See the full gallery: 18 Of The Funniest Misheard Hip-Hop Song Lyrics