21 Problems Every Nicki Minaj Fan Can Understand
Sometimes it's a hard life for all the barbz out there.
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1. Being a Nicki Minaj fan is great, but every barb knows it comes with its issues.
Like where are you suppose to find the time be a fan of anyone else?
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2. Your definition of a good boyfriend revolves around how he handles your Nicki Minaj obsession.
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3. All of those times when for a split second you think Nicki has actually followed you become painful.
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4. You have trouble getting on with anyone that is anything less than a Nicki Minaj superfan.
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5. If they don't like Nicki Minaj, they can forget about giving you a follow on Twitter.
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6. Your parents just. don't. understand.
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7. "No, I was a Nicki Minaj fan before you were."
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8. "Don't think so, I was a Nicki Minaj fan first."
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9. The only way to respond is to announce the exact moment you have been a Nicki Minaj fan since.
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10. So hardcore Nicki fans can't help but get annoyed when people claim they are are the biggest fan.
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11. It's nice when you find someone as big of a Barb as you, but you still argue about who knows more.
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12. The problem with being a hardcore Nicki Minaj fan is she can make you cry, but in a good way.
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13. Your life consists of making decisions that regular people just don't need to consider.
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14. You spend a considerable amount of time thinking about what's going on in Nicki's life.
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15. You live in constant hope that someone will surprise you with tickets to Nicki's concert.
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16. You as/ beg/ pray that come tour time tickets will be affordable.
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17. And if they aren't, you will go to extreme lengths to find a way to get there yourself.
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18. Then, when you finally do see her live, your problem is that you can't believe it.
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19. It goes without saying the majority of music on your phone belongs to Nicki Minaj.
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20. If Nicki Minaj says it, it must be true. End of.