In Defence Of The Girl Drake Is Singing To On 'Hotline Bling'
Drake's 'Hotline Bling' is an undoubtable banger, but can we talk about why he's being unreasonable towards the girl that used to call him on his cellphone?
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1. By now we're sure you would have heard Drake's banger of a song 'Hotline Bling.'
You know, it has those lyrics you can't get out of your head: "You used to call me on my cell phone, Late night when you need my love, Call me on my cell phone, Late night when you need my love, And I know when that hotline bling, That can only mean one thing." *repeat 5 million times*
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2. On it, Drake's really torn up that a woman he once knew has big time changed since he left the city.
By the third 'you' you're completely convinced that the guy's in bits.
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3. But wait a second. Does Drake have an actual right to be angry with the woman he's singing to?
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4. Hmmmm. Drake left her and now he's mad she's changed. But he left HER. She DIDN'T leave him.
This point is crucial.
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5. Don't get it twisted, everyone loves you Drizzy, but to be honest we all really feel for this girl.
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6. Everybody knows you feel left out, but leaving was your decision Drake, that was the risk you took.
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7. No offence Drake, but do you even have a right to be annoyed about this?
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8. It's really rubbing people up the wrong way.
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9. More and moe people are catching on that really, Drake doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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10. Did your hotline bling after you left? Did you let it go to voicemail? We need more info on this.
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11. Until then, Drizzy should probably stop moaning (but still make good music) and let her move on.
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12. Cause honestly, this girl sounds like she's completely badass.
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13. Like really Drake, she sounds quite down to earth. We'd happily hang with this chick.
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14. Would you rather be the ex that sat around stalking his FB page or the ex that just moved on?
We all need to take relationship advice from the girl in Hotline bling.
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15. Jeez, one second it's all "You need to move on" and the next it's "How dare you have a life."
Stop sending mixed signals Drake.
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16. Whoever 'Hotline Bling' girl is, she's actual #PostRelationshipGoals.
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17. She's treating herself to new clothes, going out more, making new friends. Go her.
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18. Has Drizzy ever stopped and thought; "hm, maybe it's me?" Maybe he should.
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19. Because honestly, this girl sounds like she's moving on and Drake needs to too.
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20. In fact, this girl could even be the one making The Weeknd's Hotline Bling at half past 5.
Best. Fan. Theory. Ever.
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21. 'Hotline Bling' woman, whoever you are, we need to hear your side of the story!