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23 Things Only Beyonce Fans Will Understand

You're a Beyonce fan, right? You can relate to what it's like.

1. Not even wanting to be Beyoncé, because you know only Beyoncé could be Beyoncé.
2. The ache that comes from doing mundane tasks that your Queen would never have to waste her time on.
3. The guilt that comes momentary after you have put Beyoncé over people that are actually in your life
4. Seeing the signs that Beyoncé is an omnipotent being, but having to put up with non-believers.
5. Your mood swings are parallel with Beyoncé's mood swings (and what song 'shuffle' plays you).
6. The weekly frustration you feel when this happens.
7. That the only way to take a Beyoncé lyrics is literally.
8. The heartache that comes from knowing that horrible people even exist alongside Queen Bey.
9. That you can't help but cry on cue as soon as you hear an emotional Beyoncé song.
10. The lack of motivation in life generally because you're not Beyoncé.
11. The disbelief at the disrespect of your government for not paying more attention to your needs.
12. Regular occurrence for Beyoncé fans.
13. The sympathy for Solange because she's so close but so far.
14. When you're just trying to be like Beyoncé, and realise you're a much, much less flawless version.
15. The irritation at not being able to have a thought without it ending in a Beyoncé song.
16. It doesn't matter what age Beyhive you are. This can happen to any Beyoncé fan, at any time.
17. Their queen will sometimes cause unexpected and slightly Godly events because of her greatness.
18. Minimum.
19. The boredom of coming up with comebacks to throw at people that don't idolise Beyoncé.
20. You can totally understand the problems Beyoncé faces on a day-to-day basis.
21. The struggle of trying to have a good night's sleep since Beyoncé did the surprise drop.
22. When life revolves around when you can next listen to Beyoncé.
23. Beyoncé teaches life lessons that you will not learn in the classroom.