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25 Problems Literally All Beyoncé Fans Can Relate To

If you thought it was difficult being Queen Bey, try being one of her worshippers...

1. Problem: When the person you're crushing on has literally no clue.
2. Problem: Having your head infiltrated with a message that doesn't even apply to you.
3. Problem: Never being able to sleep, EVER, just in case Beyoncé pulls a stunt like that again.
4. Problem: The overwhelming need to hug Beyoncé.
5. Problem: Sudden Beyoncé-like outbursts, pronouncing words in a way that was never intended.
6. Problem: People keep getting in the way of your relationship with Beyoncé.
7. Problem: Having to admit to yourself that you're jealous of a toddler.
8. Problem: Weighing up decisions like Beyonce's towel vs avoiding jail time (and Bey's towel wins)
9. Problem: The rest of the world not living their lives to best support your Beyoncé obsession.
10. Problem: Even if Beyoncé did sell moments likes this, you wouldn't be able to afford it.
11. Problem: If it ain't Beyoncé related, you ain't interested. And that backfires sometimes.
12. Problem: Thinking things in Beyoncé's voice, as if you're her or something.
13. Problem: Random outbursts of tears when you see Bey sing, dance, live, breathe.. Whatever.
14. Problem: Fan girl fantasies that you'll attend a Beyoncé concert and she'll invite you to do a duet.
15. Problem: Constantly getting your Beyoncé hopes up, only to be knocked down again.
16. Problem: Other people exist in the world that aren't Beyonce, and that's not right.
17. Problem: You've either got unrealistic expectations of love, or have given up on it altogether.
18. Problem: Believing with all your heart that you actually are Beyoncé.
19. Problem: If you ever did get the chance to meet Beyoncé, you'd be so overwhelmed you'd pass out.
20. Problem: You keeping losing real friends because you are always putting Beyoncé first.
21. Problem: It's so difficult being as incredible as Beyoncé (but at least you relate to each other).
22. Problem: You're jealous of anyone that has more in common with Beyoncé than you do, however small.