25 Problems Literally All Beyoncé Fans Can Relate To If you thought it was difficult being Queen Bey, try being one of her worshippers... 1. Problem: When the person you're crushing on has literally no clue. 2. Problem: Having your head infiltrated with a message that doesn't even apply to you. 3. Problem: Never being able to sleep, EVER, just in case Beyoncé pulls a stunt like that again. 4. Problem: The overwhelming need to hug Beyoncé. 5. Problem: Sudden Beyoncé-like outbursts, pronouncing words in a way that was never intended. 6. Problem: People keep getting in the way of your relationship with Beyoncé. 7. Problem: Having to admit to yourself that you're jealous of a toddler. 8. Problem: Weighing up decisions like Beyonce's towel vs avoiding jail time (and Bey's towel wins) 9. Problem: The rest of the world not living their lives to best support your Beyoncé obsession. 10. Problem: Even if Beyoncé did sell moments likes this, you wouldn't be able to afford it. 11. Problem: If it ain't Beyoncé related, you ain't interested. And that backfires sometimes. 12. Problem: Thinking things in Beyoncé's voice, as if you're her or something. 13. Problem: Random outbursts of tears when you see Bey sing, dance, live, breathe.. Whatever. 14. Problem: Fan girl fantasies that you'll attend a Beyoncé concert and she'll invite you to do a duet. 15. Problem: Constantly getting your Beyoncé hopes up, only to be knocked down again. 16. Problem: Other people exist in the world that aren't Beyonce, and that's not right. 17. Problem: You've either got unrealistic expectations of love, or have given up on it altogether. 18. Problem: Believing with all your heart that you actually are Beyoncé. 19. Problem: If you ever did get the chance to meet Beyoncé, you'd be so overwhelmed you'd pass out. 20. Problem: You keeping losing real friends because you are always putting Beyoncé first. 21. Problem: It's so difficult being as incredible as Beyoncé (but at least you relate to each other). 22. Problem: You're jealous of anyone that has more in common with Beyoncé than you do, however small.