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25 Problems Literally All Beyoncé Fans Can Relate To
If you thought it was difficult being Queen Bey, try being one of her worshippers...
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1. Problem: When the person you're crushing on has literally no clue.
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2. Problem: Having your head infiltrated with a message that doesn't even apply to you.
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3. Problem: When autocorrect knows you too well.
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4. Problem: Feeling like it's your civic duty to spread the Lemonade love for those less fortunate.
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5. Problem: Never being able to sleep, EVER, just in case Beyoncé pulls a stunt like that again.
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6. Problem: The overwhelming need to hug Beyoncé.
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7. Problem: Sudden Beyoncé-like outbursts, pronouncing words in a way that was never intended.
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8. Problem: People keep getting in the way of your relationship with Beyoncé.
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9. Problem: Nearly having a heart attack every time you see Bey's uploaded something new on Instagram.
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10. Problem: Having to admit to yourself that you're jealous of a toddler.
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11. Problem: Weighing up decisions like Beyonce's towel vs avoiding jail time (and Bey's towel wins)
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12. Problem: The rest of the world not living their lives to best support your Beyoncé obsession.
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13. Problem: Even if Beyoncé did sell moments likes this, you wouldn't be able to afford it.
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14. Problem: If it ain't Beyoncé related, you ain't interested. And that backfires sometimes.
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15. Problem: Thinking things in Beyoncé's voice, as if you're her or something.
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16. Problem: Random outbursts of tears when you see Bey sing, dance, live, breathe.. Whatever.
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17. Problem: Fan girl fantasies that you'll attend a Beyoncé concert and she'll invite you to do a duet.
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18. Problem: Constantly getting your Beyoncé hopes up, only to be knocked down again.
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19. Problem: Other people exist in the world that aren't Beyonce, and that's not right.
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20. Problem: You've either got unrealistic expectations of love, or have given up on it altogether.
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21. Problem: Believing with all your heart that you actually are Beyoncé.
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22. Problem: If you ever did get the chance to meet Beyoncé, you'd be so overwhelmed you'd pass out.
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23. Problem: You keeping losing real friends because you are always putting Beyoncé first.
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24. Problem: It's so difficult being as incredible as Beyoncé (but at least you relate to each other).
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25. Problem: You're jealous of anyone that has more in common with Beyoncé than you do, however small.
