28 Kourtney Kardashian Quotes That Prove She’s Low Key Savage

All hail Queen Kourtney.

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In a world obsessed with Kimye, Kylie Lip Kits and Kendall Jenner's abs, it's sometimes easy to forget the most hilarious - yet under-appreciated - Kardashian family member.

Enter Kourtney Kardashian, ladies and gentlemen.

These are the 28 times Kourtney was the most savage Kardashian:
 

1. When she let everybody know exactly who they were talking to.

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2. When she went jogging with Kim.

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3. When she taught us to be strong, independent women. 

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4. When Kim lost her earrings in the ocean.

 

5. When Kim does anything.

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6. Literally anything. 

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7. When anyone tries to talk about her body.

 

8. When she recognised just how important she is.

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9. When she represented all short people on a personal level. 

  

10. And then reverted back to savage Kourtney.

 

11. When she (never) listens to Kim.

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12. When she came up with a the ultimate conversation killer.

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13. When she represented all of us at some point in our lives.

 

14. When Kim and her then-husband Kris were fighting.

 

15. When Kim cries.

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16. When it all got a bit too much.

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17. When her insults/threats are outstanding. 

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18. Truly.

 

19. More Kim dragging.

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20. When she was the most important woman in her life.

 

21. When Kris Jenner did a naked photoshoot in a pool.

 

22. When she wanted absolutely no part in any physical familial contact whatsoever.

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23. When she realised how much she loved her own company.

 

 

24. And remembered just how perfect she really is. 

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25. When she was 100% #relatable.

 

26. When she roasts Scott.

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27. Or anyone for that matter.

 

28. And finally, when she made sure everyone knew exactly who she was!

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