U Make Me Wanna Usher
Because sometimes Twitter is all the entertainment you need.
"Plus I got new hair products coming out so I gotta show u guys how well they work. LMFAO".
"Congrats to my brother @Pharrell for his nomination and #1 for Happy on the same night! We have been doing this too long man! It's your time!"
"Ellen Degeneres is the coolest person on the planet".
"Because I can #TOWIE".
"Haha found this one on my old PC, good times".
"That's when all the good internet is".
"Why do artist want to be so much the same this days?? It's like they WANT to be compared to one another".
"What a pleasant surprise. Thank you @Arby's, our roast beef is now officially well done".
"Life is simple, people are complicated".
"I'm about to take this beat behind the shed and put it down".
"I still get asked for ID when buying paracetemol, that's all I have left".
"Just passed the Queen's place".