Birthday Cake (Remix) Rihanna Feat. Chris Brown
Because sometimes Twitter is all the entertainment you need.
"I never actually LOL I barely even smile when i type LOL - i'm a liar."
"I just want to find God and stay out of jail while doing so."
"You ain't got the answers."
"Swear the biggest thing holding me back at the moment is apples battery life (could be worse I suppose :p)"
"Happy international Women's day to all the women in the world. I love you all more than words can say."
"I don't have to agree with you to respect you."
"My logo has how to pronounce my name in it, so now there's no excuse tbh.
"Taking a power nap -> sleeps 15 hours."
"I forgot to give up something for lent!!!"